Hi. My name is Michael Avarett Lowell, but you can just call me Mikey.
You might know me for hitting .324 this year. Or for my fabulous clutch hitting. Or for my defense that far outclasses Alex Rodriguez's. Or even for my fabulous classiness that holds so much higher than his in every single person's eyes except for those who don't care about anything but numbers. And even though his numbers are great and I respect that, mine are so far beneath his in unwanted categories such as "strikeouts",
By the way, I'm stickin' around in Boston for (at least) three more years. Why would I ever want to play anywhere else?
See you in Spring Training,
-Mike
Sorry this is late. By uh. A long time.