It's Jacoby Time Now.

You knew it was coming, people. I do have eyes, after all, although they're not just used for gazing adoringly at, you know, this...



...they also look at THIS!

Games	ABs	Hits	2Bs	3Bs	SOs	SBs	Avg
33	116	41	7	1	15	9	353

Yeah. Those are pretty awesome too.

Consensus: Jacoby Ellsbury is hot. Not that we didn't know this already... I think it's pretty much summed up in the words Blue Cats and Red Sox.

Every Red Sox fan everywhere, regardless of gender association or sexual preference, [has fallen] deeply, madly, intensely in love with Jacoby Ellsbury. Seriously. He cuts across all attempts to categorize and separate sex and gender roles. He is JACOBY ELLSBURY, and he appeals to all.

I think I will be the exact demographic for each and every promotional deal he will ever do, ever: baseball- and Jacoby- obsessed teen girl. Wow. For once I'm the demographic for something with "baseball" in it. Who knew?